Crockpot Christmas Crack

An effortless, crowd-pleasing chocolate-peanut cluster made in the slow cooker—melty chocolate, crunchy salted peanuts, and festive sprinkles. Perfect for holiday gifting and cozy parties.

This sweet, salty, and wonderfully addictive confection became a holiday tradition the first time I made it for a neighborhood cookie swap. I learned the slow-cooker trick on a busy December afternoon when I had more to do than time to stand over a stove. The result surprised me: glossy, well-coated clusters that set firm without tempering, and a texture contrast—creamy white chocolate, pockets of semi-sweet chocolate, and crunchy salted peanuts—that kept everyone coming back for more.
I make this batch every year because it’s forgiving, portable, and perfect for last-minute gifts. It began as a pantry-cleanout project and grew into a must-have for movie nights and office parties. The almond bark gives a smooth, stable coating that sets reliably, while the chocolate chips add depth of flavor. Sprinkles are optional but irresistible for kids and for plates that need a holiday flourish. I prefer to use a liner in the crockpot to make cleanup effortless; you’ll be amazed at how little time this takes once the chocolate is melted and everything is stirred together.
Why You'll Love This Recipe
- Hands-off cooking: everything melts gently in a slow cooker on low, freeing you to wrap gifts, decorate, or prep other dishes while the chocolate softens.
- Fast assembly: after the chocolate is melted, scooping and setting takes only 10–15 minutes; overall active time is about 10 minutes.
- Pantry-friendly: uses common items—white almond bark, semi-sweet chips, a chocolate bar, and roasted salted peanuts—no specialty tools required.
- Great for gifting: sets into uniform clusters that pack well in tins or cellophane bags and travel without crumbling when fully cooled.
- Customizable and festive: add sprinkles, chopped dried fruit, or swap nuts to accommodate tastes and dietary needs.
- Reliable texture: white almond bark gives a stable, glossy finish that doesn’t require tempering like regular chocolate.
I’ve gifted these for years and every year a neighbor asks for the source. The first time I used rainbow sprinkles, a child who’d never eaten chocolate before squealed with delight—turned out the speckled clusters were more exciting than a plain batch. The slow-cooker method is my top tip for busy holidays: set it and forget it until you’re ready to scoop.
Ingredients
- White chocolate almond bark (24 ounces): Choose a high-quality almond bark or coating that melts smoothly and sets with a firm snap; brands like Merckens or Ghirardelli coating are reliable. The almond flavor lifts the sweetness and stabilizes melting.
- Semi-sweet chocolate chips (12 ounces): Use regular semi-sweet chips for balanced cocoa flavor—Nestlé Toll House or Guittard work well. The semi-sweet adds depth and cuts through the sweetness of the almond bark.
- Chocolate bar or chocolate bark (12 ounces): A solid chocolate bar chopped into chunks gives pockets of intense chocolate and a nicer mouthfeel than chips alone; use milk or dark chocolate to taste.
- Salted dry roasted peanuts (5 cups): Use fresh, crunchy roasted peanuts—pre-salted is easiest. The salt is essential for contrast against the sweet coating; if using unsalted, add 1 teaspoon kosher salt to the mix.
- Sprinkles (optional): Festive jimmies or nonpareils for color; add immediately after scooping so they adhere while the chocolate is still wet.
Instructions
Prepare the slow cooker and pans: Spray the inside of the crockpot lightly with nonstick spray or insert a crockpot liner for easy cleanup. Line two baking sheets with silicone liners or wax paper and set them nearby—clusters set quickly once scooped. Layer the ingredients: Place the 24 ounces of broken almond bark pieces in the bottom of the crockpot. Add the 5 cups of salted dry roasted peanuts, 12 ounces semi-sweet chocolate chips, and the 12 ounces chopped chocolate bar on top. Distribute evenly so melting is uniform. Melt gently on low: Put the lid on and set the crockpot to low for one hour. After the first hour, lift the lid and stir thoroughly to combine melted pieces with solids, ensuring peanuts become evenly coated. If you see unmelted chunks, replace the lid and continue to heat; check and stir every 15 minutes until everything is glossy and pourable—this usually takes 1–1.25 hours total on low. Scoop and set: Using a cookie scoop or two tablespoons, portion a heaping tablespoon of the mixture onto the prepared baking sheets. Work quickly so the chocolate hasn’t started to firm. Immediately add sprinkles if using, gently pressing them into the surface so they adhere as the clusters set. Cool and store: Let the clusters cool at room temperature until completely firm, about 30–60 minutes depending on room temperature. Once set, transfer to an airtight container and store in a cool, dry place for up to two weeks.
You Must Know
- High-quality almond bark sets more reliably than plain melting chocolate and requires no tempering—ideal for quick holiday confections.
- Clusters freeze well for up to 3 months in an airtight container; thaw at room temperature before serving to avoid condensation on the coating.
- This is high-calorie and rich—serve in small portions; one heaping tablespoon yields a satisfying bite with ~220 calories.
- Watch the heat: if the crockpot runs hot on low, check every 10–15 minutes once most pieces are melted to prevent scorching.
- Sprinkles may contain gluten or dairy—choose labeled gluten-free or allergen-conscious decorations when necessary.
My favorite part is the melt-and-stir stage: when the chocolate becomes glossy and the peanuts glisten you know it’s time to scoop. At a holiday party once, a guest mistook the clusters for a store-bought confection and was surprised when I said they were made in a slow cooker—simple methods can produce impressive results.
Storage Tips
Store clusters in an airtight container at room temperature if serving within two weeks. For longer storage, freeze in a single layer on a baking sheet until firm, then stack with parchment between layers inside a freezer-safe container for up to 3 months. To avoid bloom or condensation, thaw in the refrigerator or at room temperature inside a closed container rather than exposing to warm humid air. If they soften after thawing, chill briefly in the fridge to reset the coating.
Ingredient Substitutions
Swap peanuts for toasted almonds, cashews, or pecans at a 1:1 ratio for a different flavor profile. Use dark chocolate chips instead of semi-sweet for a less sweet bite. If avoiding dairy, seek out dairy-free almond bark and vegan chocolate chips—note that setting and mouthfeel may differ slightly. For a gluten-free finished product, confirm that sprinkles and chocolate are labeled gluten-free. To reduce sugar, use unsweetened or low-sugar chocolate options and increase the proportion of nuts.
Serving Suggestions
Present clusters on a festive platter with holiday candies and small paper liners to keep portions tidy. Pair with coffee, espresso, or a robust black tea to balance sweetness. For a more adult offering, serve with a small glass of tawny port or a nutty sherry. These clusters also work as edible gift toppers—wrap a few in clear cellophane and tie with ribbon for a homemade touch.
Cultural Background
Sweet-and-salty chocolate clusters are a modern holiday staple in North America, blending candy-bar traditions with nut-based confections. This technique borrows from classic bark and cluster preparations where nuts and inclusions are bound in melted coating. The slow-cooker variation is a contemporary shortcut—perfect for holiday hosts who want high-impact treats without hours at the stovetop.
Seasonal Adaptations
Change sprinkles to red and green nonpareils for Christmas, or use pastel sugars for spring gifts. For winter flavors, fold in 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon or a pinch of cayenne for warmth. In summer, swap sprinkles for toasted coconut and drizzle with white or dark chocolate to make tropical clusters suitable for warm-weather gatherings.
Meal Prep Tips
Make a double batch and freeze half for quick hostess gifts. Use portioned scoops and parchment-lined trays so clusters are ready to package once firm. Label containers with date and contents if gifting. If you plan to transport, place clusters between layers of parchment in a low-sided box to prevent shifting and breakage.
These chocolate-peanut clusters are my go-to for holidays because they’re fast, forgiving, and crowd-pleasing. Once you try the slow-cooker method you’ll find it hard to go back to stove-top stirring—it’s the easiest way to produce glossy, attractive confections without fuss. Enjoy making them your own.
Pro Tips
Use a crockpot liner or nonstick spray to make cleanup quick and prevent sticking.
Stir gently but thoroughly during melting to ensure all chocolate becomes glossy and evenly coats the nuts.
Work in batches when scooping if your hands are cold, as chilled chocolate firms faster and can be harder to scoop.
This nourishing crockpot christmas crack recipe is sure to be a staple in your kitchen. Enjoy every moist, high protein slice — it is perfect for breakfast or as a wholesome snack any time.
FAQs about Recipes
Can I change the types of chocolate?
Yes, you can use any combination of chocolate you prefer. Dark or milk chocolate bars can replace the 12 oz chocolate bar; semi-sweet chips add structure.
How long will these keep?
Freeze in an airtight container for up to 3 months. Thaw in the refrigerator or at room temperature inside a closed container to avoid condensation.
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Instructions
Prepare cooker and pans
Spray the inside of the crockpot lightly with nonstick spray or insert a crockpot liner. Line two baking sheets with silicone liners or wax paper and set aside.
Layer ingredients
Place 24 ounces broken white chocolate almond bark in the bottom of the crockpot. Add 5 cups salted dry roasted peanuts, 12 ounces semi-sweet chocolate chips, and 12 ounces chopped chocolate bar on top and distribute evenly.
Melt on low
Cover and cook on low for 1 hour. Remove lid and stir; if pieces remain unmelted, replace lid and continue cooking, stirring every 15 minutes until mixture is glossy and pourable.
Scoop and finish
Using a cookie scoop or two tablespoons, place heaping tablespoon portions onto prepared sheets. Immediately add sprinkles if desired so they adhere while the chocolate is still soft.
Cool and store
Allow clusters to cool at room temperature until firm, then store in an airtight container at room temperature up to two weeks or freeze for up to 3 months.
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